Wednesday, March 13, 2013

This Actually Happened...To Me!

You know that girl who split her pants? At Disney World? This week?
Sure you do...
And this is not a metaphor for something deeper.
Nor is it a tiny split. This is the real deal, people.

What the heck? Right? They were like the baggiest pair of shorts I've worn in years.
I'm in Florida today. At Disney World. 
Monday, I'm sitting down on a curb, while holding my sleeping daughter and I felt it happen.
Granted the angle at which the lower half of my body made its way down probably wasn't
my cutest move ever. But there was no need for complete humiliation. No, not like this.
Nevertheless, it happened. To me. I'm pretty sure it was Gods way of telling me to start my 
50 Shades of Stupid series again.
 Luckily it was beautiful out and I was able to use my sweatshirt to 
tie around my waist and cover it up. And luckily it happened right before we left the park.

Meh whatevs. I got myself a new skirt out of it.
And now we can call Monday... a success.


TicoTina said...

hahahaha! thank goodness that you were leaving!!!

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

Oh. My. Gosh. At least you were leaving!

Karm said...

hahaha oh no!! I couldn't help but laugh out loud. SORRY!!
But Yes, at least you got a new skirt out of it...

Niken said...

no kidding that happened??hahahaha.
sorry, but i just can't help laughing. don't worry. you're not the only one.

Jojo said...

Hahahahha love

Kayla Gerard said...

aww man that sucks! well good thing it happened towards the end!

Jacy Pulford said...

Awww man...way to be a good sport! Glad you didn't have a major scene, my goodness...

Sandra said...

Oh my gosh! So lucky you had a sweater! It's totally happened to me before too...but I didn't have a sweater...luckily I was in a not well lit place & put my jacket on...& then went home...quickly! :)

Hanna said...

This is just down right terrible:(

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