You know that girl who split her pants? At Disney World? This week?
Sure you do...
And this is not a metaphor for something deeper.
Nor is it a tiny split. This is the real deal, people.
What the heck? Right? They were like the baggiest pair of shorts I've worn in years.
I'm in Florida today. At Disney World.
Monday, I'm sitting down on a curb, while holding my sleeping daughter and I felt it happen.
Granted the angle at which the lower half of my body made its way down probably wasn't
my cutest move ever. But there was no need for complete humiliation. No, not like this.
Nevertheless, it happened. To me. I'm pretty sure it was Gods way of telling me to start my
50 Shades of Stupid series again.
Luckily it was beautiful out and I was able to use my sweatshirt to
tie around my waist and cover it up. And luckily it happened right before we left the park.
Meh whatevs. I got myself a new skirt out of it.
And now we can call Monday... a success.
9 comments:
hahahaha! thank goodness that you were leaving!!!
Oh. My. Gosh. At least you were leaving!
hahaha oh no!! I couldn't help but laugh out loud. SORRY!!
But Yes, at least you got a new skirt out of it...
no kidding that happened??hahahaha.
sorry, but i just can't help laughing. don't worry. you're not the only one.
Hahahahha love
aww man that sucks! well good thing it happened towards the end!
Awww man...way to be a good sport! Glad you didn't have a major scene, my goodness...
Oh my gosh! So lucky you had a sweater! It's totally happened to me before too...but I didn't have a sweater...luckily I was in a not well lit place & put my jacket on...& then went home...quickly! :)
This is just down right terrible:(
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